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Monday, January 15
11:00 a.m. Good Neighbor Harry – A good deed for a lonely woman backfires on Harry.
11:30 a.m. Final Analysis – As Carol nears a therapy breakthrough, her psychiatrist dies – during her session.
12:00 p.m. Roots – The Westons travel to England to visit their ancestral castle.
12:30 p.m. Why Do Fools Fall in Love? – Charley develops a crush on Barbara.
1:00 p.m. Take My Garage, Please – Carol persuades Harry to let her new boyfriend, Patrick, move into the garage.
1:30 p.m. R.N. on the Rebound – Laverne reenters the dating scene.
2:00 p.m. …Or Forever Hold Your Peace – Harry objects to his friend’s sudden marriage.
2:30 p.m. The Boomerang Affair – Harry’s relentless pursuit of a seemingly disinterested woman backfires when she finally agrees to a date.
Tuesday, January 16
11:00 a.m. Cruel and Unusual Punishment – Carol hires a manipulative ex-convict to work at her catering business.
11:30 a.m. It’s Not Easy Being Green – Carol and Patrick run into trouble while en route to a Halloween party, while Harry and Laverne get competitive handing out candy.
12:00 p.m. Dirty Harry – Carol persuades Harry to appear with her on “Geraldo.”
12:30 p.m. Timing is Everything – Harry attempts to develop a romantic relationship with a platonic friend.
1:00 p.m. The Body Beautiful – Harry discovers that a teenage patient is taking steroids.
1:30 p.m. Overboard – Charley is swept overboard during a cruise and comes back a changed man.
2:00 p.m. Emily – Emily returns home for a visit that looks to be longterm.
2:30 p.m. The Sting – The FBI recruits Emily to help nab her jewel-smuggling boyfriend.
Wednesday, January 17
11:00 a.m. The Fracas in Vegas – Charley takes Harry to Vegas for a prize fight, while Emily’s college friends crash the Westons’ living room.
11:30 a.m. Pardon My Flashback – The Westons gather to watch the Super Bowl in this clip show.
12:00 p.m. Dog Day Afternoon – Carol consults a pet therapist to mend her relationship with Dreyfuss.
12:30 p.m. More to Love – Emily agrees to a date with Carol’s overweight friend but soon has second thoughts.
1:00 p.m. My Dad, My Doctor – Harry and Emily disagree over treatment methods for her knee injury.
1:30 p.m. Love and Marriage – Carol is envious of a younger relative’s pending nuptials.
2:00 p.m. The All-American Boy…Not! – Harry befriends a troubled youth when volunteering at an inner-city clinic.
2:30 p.m. Two for the Road – Charley convinces Carol that Patrick and Emily are having an affair.
Thursday, January 18
11:00 a.m. Aunt Verne Knows Best – Laverne’s overbearing nature is too much for her visiting nephew.
11:30 a.m. My Mother, My Self – Charley’s mother visits with the news that she has divorced his father.
12:00 p.m. Charley to the Rescue – While working as a waitress on Charley’s cruise ship, Emily must fend off the advances of an obnoxious comedian.
12:30 p.m. Surprise! Surprise! – Harry overhears what he thinks are plans for his surprise birthday party in this clip show.
1:00 p.m. When the Rooster Dies – Harry is sent to evaluate the hospital’s struggling inner-city clinic; Sophia moves back to the neighborhood.
1:30 p.m. Bye Bye, Baby…Hello (Part One) – Carol and Patrick break up when he refuses to get a real job.
2:00 p.m. Bye Bye, Baby…Hello (Part Two) – Carol struggles to tell Patrick about her pregnancy.
2:30 p.m. Mama Todd, the Sequel – Laverne’s ex-mother-in-law visits, unaware that Laverne and Nick have divorced.
Friday, January 19
11:00 a.m. Mom’s the Word – Carol debates telling her date about her pregnancy; Maxine and Laverne clash over baby shower plans.
11:30 a.m. Diary of a Mad Housewife – Carol reads her mother’s diary and fears she was an unwanted pregnancy.
12:00 p.m. Mother Dearest – Maxine struggles to relate to her visiting mother.
12:30 p.m. No Volunteers, Please – A lonely woman volunteers at the clinic and develops a strange attachment to Laverne.
1:00 p.m. Das Boob – Charley and Harry are stranded at sea during a boating expedition; Maxine confronts her fear of public speaking.
1:30 p.m. The Girl Who Cried Baby – Carol is convinced she’s labor, over and over again.
2:00 p.m. Superbaby – Carol thinks her baby was switched at birth when he begins singing Beethoven.
2:30 p.m. Read All About It – A rift develops between Harry and Maxine when a reporter paints him as the clinic’s sole savior.
Monday, January 22
11:00 a.m. Love a la Mode – Charley announces his engagement to a waitress from the local diner.
11:30 a.m. What’s a Mother to Do? – Carol doubts her mother skills after a mishap with the baby.
12:00 p.m. Gesundheit – The Westons worry that the baby may be allergic to Dreyfuss.
12:30 p.m. Under the Gun – A young patient at the clinic begins carrying a gun for protection, which worries Harry.
1:00 p.m. Brotherly Shove – Charley begins working for his duplicitous brother, Deiter, at a used car lot.
1:30 p.m. The Ballad of Shady Pines – Laverne finds herself embroiled in a love triangle with Sophia while working at Shady Pines.
2:00 p.m. Hog Heaven – Harry isn’t impressed by Laverne’s new biker boyfriend.
2:30 p.m. Charley’s Millions – Charley receives an unexpected windfall from a deceased cruise ship passenger.
Tuesday, January 23
11:00 a.m. Half That Jazz – Harry persuades his former jazz idol to come out of retirement for a hospital benefit.
11:30 a.m. The Devil and Dr. Weston – A wealthy philanthropist sets her sights on Harry.
12:00 p.m. A Foreign Affair – Maxine’s relationship with a cultural attache leads to a life-changing decision.
12:30 p.m. Lordy, Lordy, Landlordy – Harry, Maxine and Laverne battle the clinic’s landlord for needed repairs.
1:00 p.m. Absence Makes the Nurse Grow Weirder – Harry finds himself attracted to the nurse when filling in at the old pediatrics office – which has Laverne questioning her own feelings for Harry.
1:30 p.m. Best Friends – Harry falls for Carol’s childhood friend, Zoe.
2:00 p.m. Let’s Give Them Something to Talk About – Rumors fly when Charley and Laverne begin spending time together; Carol vies for a job as a reporter.
2:30 p.m. Mrs. Clinton Comes to Town – Reporter Carol schemes to land an interview with Hillary Clinton when she visits the clinic.
Wednesday, January 24
11:00 a.m. Just For Laughs – Charley attempts a career at stand-up comedy.
11:30 a.m. A Chip Off the Old Charley – Charley discovers he’s the father of a teenage musical prodigy; Carol helps Maxine quit smoking.
12:00 p.m. The Woman Who Came to Dither – Sophia moves in with the Westons after a fight with the Shady Pines management.
12:30 p.m. Carol Gets a Raise – A late night at the office, and a pot of spiked coffee, finds Carol in a compromising position with her boss.
1:00 p.m. The Courtship of Carol’s Father – Carol’s attempt to fix Harry up with a musician falters when a former flame of his surfaces.
1:30 p.m. The Tinker Grant – Harry, Maxine and Laverne attempt to impress a potential funder.
2:00 p.m. Would You Believe…? – Charley begins dating a minister.
2:30 p.m. Partly Cloudy with a Chance of Pain – Maxine’s relationship with a TV weatherman becomes fodder for ratings.
Thursday, January 25
11:00 a.m. Single White Male – Charley discovers that his new roommate is gay.
11:30 a.m. Dear Aunt Martha – Carol uses the newspaper’s advice column to land a date.
12:00 p.m. Goodbye Charley – Convinced no one will miss him when he’s gone, Carol convinces Charley to throw himself a funeral.
12:30 p.m. Family Practice – Maxine must care for a patient’s children while their mother is hospitalized.
1:00 p.m. Grandma, What Big Eyes You Have – Harry discovers that his new girlfriend is married.
1:30 p.m. Feelings, Whoa Whoa Whoa, Feelings… – Laverne denies that she’s attracted to a visiting childhood friend, until he asks out Carol instead of her.
2:00 p.m. And Kevin Makes Three – Carol is envious of Kevin’s fast bond with Scotty.
2:30 p.m. Harry Weston: Man’s Best Friend – Harry reluctantly befriends Carol’s boss, inciting jealousy in Charley.
Friday, January 26
11:00 a.m. The Ex-Files – Carol worries that Kevin may still have feelings for his ex-wife.
11:30 a.m. Stand By Your Man – The trials of a long-distance relationship put a strain on Laverne and Matt.
12:00 p.m. Life Goes On (Part One) – Harry ponders a job offer, and Carol announces her engagement, while everyone prepares for Laverne’s wedding in Hickory.
12:30 p.m. Life Goes On (Part Two) – Laverne’s elopement is discovered; Carol and Kevin reconcile; Barbara returns.
1:00 p.m. My Pal Valy-Val – Carol befriends an emotionally unstable psychiatrist.
1:30 p.m. Remembrance of Clips Past – The gang gathers at Laverne’s engagement party in this clip show.
2:00 p.m. Pilot – Harry is surprised to learn that his weekly meals with a lady friend are considered dates.
2:30 p.m. The Check Isn’t in the Mail – Carol accepts a dinner date with her cheating ex-husband.