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Friday, October 20
8:00 a.m Love and Marriage – Carol is less than thrilled with a younger cousin’s impending nuptials.
8:30 a.m. The All-American Boy — Not! – Harry meets a troubled youth when volunteering at an inner-city clinic.
9:00 a.m. Two for the Road – Carol is convinced Patrick and Emily are having an affair.
9:30 a.m. Aunt Verne Knows Best – Laverne’s overbearing nature upsets her visiting nephew.
10:00 a.m. My Mother, My Self – Charley’s mother visits to inform him of his parents’ divorce.
10:30 a.m. Charley to the Rescue – Emily must fend off the advances of the cruise ship’s comic when working as a waitress on Charley’s ship.
11:00 a.m. Surprise- Surprise! – Harry overhears what he thinks are plans for his surprise birthday party.
11:30 a.m. When the Rooster Dies – Harry is sent to evaluate the hospital’s struggling inner-city clinic; Sophia Petrillo moves back to the neighborhood.
Monday, October 23
8:00 a.m. Bye-Bye, Baby…Hello (Part One) – Carol breaks up with Patrick when she realizes he is never going to grow up.
8:30 a.m. Bye-Bye, Baby…Hello (Part Two) – Carol struggles to tell Patrick about her pregnancy.
9:00 a.m. Mama Todd, the Sequel – Laverne’s ex-mother-in-law visits, unaware of her divorce from Nick.
9:30 a.m. Mom’s the Word – Carol attempts to keep her pregnancy a secret from a suitor.
10:00 a.m. Diary of a Mad Housewife – Carol reads her mother’s old diary and fears she was unwanted.
10:30 a.m. Mother Dearest – Maxine butts heads with her visiting mother.
11:00 a.m. No Volunteers, Please – A volunteer at the clinic develops an attachment to Laverne that Maxine believes to be romantic in nature.
11:30 a.m. Das Boob – Harry and Charley are stranded at sea while on a boating excursion; Maxine confronts her fear of public speaking.
Tuesday, October 24
8:00 a.m. The Girl Who Cried Baby – After a series of false alarms, Carol finally goes into labor.
8:30 a.m. Superbaby – Carol fears there has been a switch at the hospital when the baby starts singing Beethoven.
9:00 a.m. Read All About It – A rift develops between Harry and Maxine when a reporter takes Harry’s comments about the clinic out of context.
9:30 a.m. Love a la Mode – Charley announces his engagement to a waitress from the local diner.
10:00 a.m. What’s a Mother to Do? – Carol doubts her skills as a mother after locking the baby in the car.
10:30 a.m. Gesundheit – The Westons worry that the baby may be allergic to Dreyfuss.
11:00 a.m. Under the Gun – Harry discovers a young patient is carrying a gun for protection.
11:30 a.m. Brotherly Shove – Charley goes to work as a car salesman for his duplicitous brother, Deiter.
Wednesday, October 25
8:00 a.m. The Ballad of Shady Pines – Laverne finds herself in a love triangle with Sophia while volunteering at Shady Pines.
8:30 a.m. Hog Heaven – Harry is unable to warm to Laverne’s new biker boyfriend.
9:00 a.m. Charley’s Millions – Charley receives a windfall from a deceased cruise ship passenger.
9:30 a.m. Half That Jazz – Harry persuades his former jazz idol to come out of retirement for a hospital benefit.
10:00 a.m. A Foreign Affair – Maxine’s relationship with a foreign diplomat leads to a life-changing decision.
10:30 a.m. Lordy, Lordy, Landlordy – Harry, Maxine and Laverne battle the clinic’s landlord for needed repairs.
11:00 a.m. The Devil and Dr. Weston – A wealthy philanthropist sets her sights on Harry.
11:30 a.m. Absence Makes the Nurse Grow Weirder – Harry is attracted to the new nurse when he fills in at the old office, which has Laverne questioning her own physical attraction toward Harry.
Thursday, October 26
8:00 a.m. Best Friends – Harry begins dating Carol’s childhood friend.
8:30 a.m. Let’s Give Them Something to Talk About – Rumors fly when Charley and Laverne begin spending a lot of time together; Carol gets a job as a newspaper reporter.
9:00 a.m. Just for Laughs – Charley quits the cruise line to become a standup comedian.
9:30 a.m. Mrs. Clinton Comes to Town – The clinic preps for a visit from Hillary Clinton, which has reporter Carol desperate for a scoop.
10:00 a.m. A Chip Off the Old Charley – Charley discovers he is the father of a 17-year-old musical prodigy.
10:30 a.m. The Woman Who Came to Dither – Sophia moves in with the Westons after a fight with the Shady Pines manager.
11:00 a.m. Carol Gets a Raise – Carol winds up in a compromising position with her boss.
11:30 a.m. The Courtship of Carol’s Father – Carol attempts to set Harry up with a lounge singer just as an old flame resurfaces.
Friday, October 27
8:00 a.m. The Tinker Grant – Harry, Maxine and Laverne attempt to impress a potential funder for the clinic.
8:30 a.m. Would You Believe… – Harry is attracted to Charley’s new minister girlfriend.
9:00 a.m. Partly Cloudy With a Change of Pain – Maxine’s relationship with a local celebrity weatherman becomes fodder for his show.
9:30 a.m. Single White Male – Charley is surprised to learn that his new roommate is gay; Maxine joins Harry’s golf group.
10:00 a.m. Dear Aunt Martha – Carol uses the newspaper’s advice column to land herself a date.
10:30 a.m. Goodbye Charley – Fearing no one will miss him when he dies, Charley enlists Carol’s help to throw himself a funeral.
11:00 a.m. Family Practice – Maxine must care for a patient’s four children when their mother is hospitalized.
11:30 a.m. Grandma, What Big Eyes You Have – Harry discovers that his new girlfriend is married.
Monday, October 30
8:00 a.m. Feelings, Whoa Whoa Whoa, Feelings… – Laverne refuses to admit her attraction to a childhood friend until he asks Carol out on a date.
8:30 a.m. And Kevin Makes Three – Carol is envious of Kevin’s fast bond with Scotty.
9:00 a.m. Harry Weston: Man’s Best Friend – Harry reluctantly befriends Carol’s boss.
9:30 a.m. The Ex-Files – Carol worries that Kevin may still be attracted to his ex-wife.
10:00 a.m. Stand By Your Man – The trials of a long-distance relationship put a strain on Laverne.
10:30 a.m. Life Goes On (Part One) – The gang travels to Hickory for Laverne’s wedding while Harry mulls over a job offer from Vermont.
11:00 a.m. Life Goes On (Part Two) – Laverne and Carol both wed in a double ceremony; Barbara returns home.
11:30 a.m. My Pal Valy-Val – Carol befriends a mentally unstable psychiatrist.
Tuesday, October 31
8:00 a.m. Remembrance of Clips Past – The gang gathers for Laverne’s engagement party to reminisce about old times.
8:30 a.m. Pilot – Harry is surprised to learn that his weekly meals with a lady friend are actually dates.
9:00 a.m. The Check Isn’t in the Mail – Carol agrees to dinner with her cheating ex-husband.
9:30 a.m. Barbara Gets Shot – Barbara recuperates at Harry’s house after being shot in the line of duty.
10:00 a.m. Fatal Attraction – Blanche Devereaux sets her sights on Harry.
10:30 a.m. Father of the Bride – Harry is thrilled when his matchmaking leads to a marriage proposal for Barbara.
11:00 a.m. Harry’s Vacation – The girls send Harry on a relaxing vacation that proves just the opposite.
11:30 a.m. It’s Not Easy Being Green – Halloween finds Harry and Laverne attempting to upstage one another while handing out candy, and Carol and Patrick run into trouble en route to a costume party.
Wednesday, November 1
8:00 a.m. Tinker to Evers to Tucson – Harry springs into action to keep Laverne’s husband from being traded to an Arizona baseball team.
8:30 a.m. What’s a Father to Do? – Harry unknowingly makes plans with both Carol and Barbara for the same night.
9:00 a.m. Harry’s Friend – Harry is shocked to discover Carol is dating his childhood friend.
9:30 a.m. Libby’s Gift – An organ ordered by Libby before her death arrives two years later.
10:00 a.m. The First Time…Again – Harry is reluctant to accept his girlfriend’s invitation to a weekend getaway.
10:30 a.m. Full Nest – A financially strapped Barbara moves in with Harry.
11:00 a.m. Here’s a Howdy-Do – Everyone except Carol thinks Harry’s new girlfriend is all wrong for him.
11:30 a.m. Strange Bedfellows – Carol falls for a South American freedom fighter.