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Thursday, March 22
11:00 a.m. Absence Makes the Nurse Grow Weirder – Harry fills in at the old office and becomes attracted to the nurse.
11:30 a.m. Best Friends – Harry begins dating Carol’s childhood friend.
12:00 p.m. Let’s Give Them Something to Talk About – Rumors fly when Charley and Laverne begin spending time together.
12:30 p.m. Just for Laughs – Charley attempts a career as a stand-up comedian.
1:00 p.m. Mrs. Clinton Comes to Town – The clinic prepares for a visit from Hillary Clinton.
1:30 p.m. A Chip Off the Old Charley – Charley discovers he’s the father of a teenage musical prodigy.
2:00 p.m. The Woman Who Came to Dither – Sophia moves in with the Westons after a fight with the Shady Pines management.
2:30 p.m. Carol Gets a Raise – A late night at the office and a pot of spiked coffee finds Carol in a compromising position with her boss.
Friday, March 23
11:00 a.m. The Courtship of Carol’s Father – Carol sets Harry up with a lounge singer just as an old flame of his resurfaces.
11:30 a.m. The Tinker Grant – Harry, Maxine and Laverne attempt to impress a potential funder.
12:00 p.m. Would You Believe… – Harry finds himself attracted to Charley’s new girlfriend, who happens to be a minister.
12:30 p.m. Partly Cloudy With a Chance of Pain – Maxine’s relationship with a TV weatherman becomes fodder for ratings.
1:00 p.m. Single White Male – Charley is surprised to learn that his new roommate is gay.
1:30 p.m. Dear Aunt Martha – Carol uses the newspaper’s advice column to land a date.
2:00 p.m. Goodbye Charley – Fearing that no one will miss him when he dies, Carol persuades Charley to throw himself a funeral.
2:30 p.m. Family Practice – Maxine must care for four children when their mother needs an operation.
Monday, March 26
11:00 a.m. Grandma, What Big Eyes You Have – Harry discovers that his new girlfriend is married.
11:30 a.m. Feelings, Whoa Whoa Whoa, Feelings… – Laverne refuses to admit that she’s attracted to her visiting childhood friend, until he asks out Carol.
12:00 p.m. And Kevin Makes Three – Carol is envious of Kevin’s fast bond with Scotty.
12:30 p.m. Harry Weston: Man’s Best Friend – Harry reluctantly befriends Carol’s boss.
1:00 p.m. The Ex-Files – Carol worries that Kevin may have feelings for his ex-wife.
1:30 p.m. Stand By Your Man – The trials of a long-distance relationship put a strain on Laverne and Matt.
2:00 p.m. Life Goes On (Part One) – The gang travels to Hickory for Laverne’s wedding; Harry ponders a job offer; Carol makes a big announcement.
2:30 p.m. Life Goes On (Part Two) – Laverne’s elopement is discovered; Barbara comes home.
Tuesday, March 27
11:00 a.m. My Pal Valy-Val – Carol befriends a mentally unstable psychiatrist.
11:30 a.m. Remembrance of Clips Past – The gang gathers for Laverne’s engagement party.
12:00 p.m. Pilot – Harry is surprised to learn that his weekly meals with a lady friend are actually dates.
12:30 p.m. The Check Isn’t in the Mail – Carol accepts a dinner date with her conniving ex-husband.
1:00 p.m. Barbara Gets Shot – Barbara is injured in the line of duty.
1:30 p.m. Fatal Attraction – Blanche Devereaux sets her sights on Harry.
2:00 p.m. Father of the Bride – Harry is thrilled with his matchmaking leads to a marriage proposal for Barbara.
2:30 p.m. Harry’s Vacation – The girls send Harry on a vacation that proves anything but relaxing.
Wednesday, March 28
11:00 a.m. Tinker to Evers to Tucson – Harry springs into action to keep Laverne when she announces her departure for Arizona.
11:30 a.m. What’s a Father to Do? – Harry unknowingly makes plans with Carol and Barbara for the same night.
12:00 p.m. Harry’s Friend – Carol begins dating her father’s best friend.
12:30 p.m. Libby’s Gift – An organ Libby ordered before her death arrives two years later.
1:00 p.m. The First Time…Again – Harry is reluctant to accept his girlfriend’s invitation for a weekend getaway.
1:30 p.m. Full Nest – A financially strapped Barbara is forced to move home.
2:00 p.m. Here’s a Howdy-Do – No one seems to like Harry’s new girlfriend.
2:30 p.m. Strange Bedfellows – Carol falls for a South American freedom fighter.
Thursday, March 29
11:00 a.m. Tears of a Clown – Carol causes a scandal as the hospital’s PR director when she inadvertently reveals the mental health issues of a beloved TV clown.
11:30 a.m. Blame It on the Moon – The Westons find romance in unexpected places during the full moon.
12:00 p.m. Dumped – Harry’s friendship with Dorothy is tested when her nephew dumps Barbara.
12:30 p.m. The More Things Change – Harry battles the hospital’s administrator when she demands that he move his office.
1:00 p.m. Man of the Year – Harry confronts his estranged father at an awards ceremony.
1:30 p.m. Cyrano de Weston – Harry unknowingly helps Charley woo his own girlfriend.
2:00 p.m. My Sister, My Friend – Harry agrees to take the girls on a trip to Paris, but only if they can go one month without arguing.
2:30 p.m. A Life in the Day – Harry sees a series of patients, from a newborn infant to a high school graduate.
Friday, March 30
11:00 a.m. Settling – Carol’s new boyfriend is all for marriage, but not consummation.
11:30 a.m. Harry Snubs Laverne – Laverne is furious when Harry forgets to acknowledge her during an award acceptance speech.
12:00 p.m. On the Interpretation of Dreams – Harry attempts to decipher the meaning of a bizarre recurring dream.
12:30 p.m. Between a Cop and a Hard Place – Barbara learns that her new police partner, whom Carol is dating, is being unfaithful.
1:00 p.m. Just You and My Kid – A former patient asks Harry to father her child.
1:30 p.m. Rambo of Neiman Marcus – Carol becomes a local hero after helping nab a mall thief; Rose and Harry get into a fender bender.
2:00 p.m. You Are 16 Going on 17…and I’m Not – Carol finds herself attracted to the 19-year-old college student she’s tutoring.
2:30 p.m. The R.N. Who Came to Dinner – Laverne moves in with the Westons following a fight with Nick.